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    11/05/2006

    夸父追日

    夸夫只能在白天看见太阳
    夸夫疯狂的爱上了太阳
    每天从太阳升起到太阳落下的时间是夸父最开心的时光
    他可以一直沐浴在阳光中
    这导致的直接结果就是夸父被晒得黑黑的
    每天从太阳落下到太阳升起的时间是夸父最伤心的时光
    他只能一直朝着东方太阳将要升起的地方望去
    这导致的直接结果就是夸父彻夜失眠并且颈椎骨质增生
    夸父认为这样下去不是办法
    夸父想24小事都能看见太阳
    于是他就不耻下问的找到我
    我告诉夸父地球是个球,每24小时自转一周
    地球的周长是4万公里,所以如果夸父能够以每小时40000/24公里的速度向着西方跑
    他就可以一直看见太阳
    夸父说我是个天才
    然后就追着太阳跑去了
    我在后面对着他离去的背影大喊:run! Kuafu! run! Kuafu!
    我听到的最后的消息是
    夸父累死了饿死了
    因为他没有喝红牛
     
    这个故事告诉我们
    爱跟占有是两回事
    如果你妄图把它们变成一回事
    那么,哈哈
    你会死得很惨
    哪怕你有红牛……

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    Picture of Anonymous
    蝶舞 wrote:
    太阳爱上了夸父
    很爱很爱
    太阳很想靠夸父近一点
    再近一点
    可是如果太阳真的靠近了夸父……
    直接导致的结果将是夸父会被烤得焦焦得
     
    所以太阳能做的
    只是放慢自己的脚步
    让夸父追得不那么辛苦
    只是柔和自己的光芒
    让夸父不会觉得太累太热太渴
     
    但是
    太阳永远不能靠近夸父
    他们之间的距离永远不能缩短
    只为了
    夸父不会被炽烈的光芒烤成美味的肉干
     
     
     
     
    希望sTEAL别介意我的胡言乱语 :)
     
     
     
    25 May
    Picture of Anonymous
    雪儿 wrote:
    哈哈!
    渴了、累了喝红牛!
    16 May

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